GET IT GOIN

Sup lovely readers. And House... THis week were going to talk about a wonderful new topic in the fabulous world of Buck Naked, relationships. That's right, ladies... The key to a successful relationship is to not have one. For real. Don't go out. It won't work. But if you absolutely must be with that lucky man/lady/both, Here's Buck's 6-step guide to keeping it lively and real. Because 5 just wasn't enough.

1. Grab your special someone and lock them in your refrigerator. Then ask them for the magic word. If they refuse, leave them there. I'm not kidding. Works every time.

2. Cut a hole in a box

3. Wear interesting clothing. Who wants to see shirts and shorts everyday? Mix it up with a tasteful costume (no maid outfits, especially for you, Harry) such as a chicken, pirate, or spaceman. Or a space pirate.

4. Eat bagels. If you are a cream cheese fan this is especially effective. Cream cheese also gets them every time.

5. Have fun contests with your special someone. See who can break the most cinderblocks over your head or something.

6. If all else fails...Barry White.