BONG HITS 4 JESUS

My newspaper class is studying Bong Hits 4 Jesus, the landmark Supreme Court case debating the extent of free speech for students. Frederick, the student in the case, held up a sign across the street from his school during the 2002 Olympics. The banner read, "BONG HITS 4 JESUS". CHurches across America have supported his cause and also favor BONG HITS 4 JESUS. Because come on, the guy's uptight...

Churches across America want to help Jesus loosen up a little...

WHy not?

yes, I'm Buck Naked. No, that doesn't mean that I am extremely naked. Yes, my favorite type of pie is pumpkin. No, that doesn't have anything to do with my personal life. Or floor hockey, for that matter. Izzle.



My favorites:

Author- Grisham

Artist- Plenty of them

Color- I don't discriminate

Teacher- Certainly not House...

Field trip: ABC trip (I had to mention it somehow. This thing IS graded, people. Or so I think...


TV Show currently on the air: not many choices, are there? Well.....that dance show. Watching idiots try to dance on television and making bigger fools of themselves than I could ever do, even with a cricket bat and a jelly monkey---now THAT's entertainment.

Yes, okay, so not really. If I'm going to get right down to it---morning announcements are where it's at. *Suck-up points! SWEET!*


Oh and recently this blog was visited by our very own Harry's great uncle!

Postage.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Blogging!

I enjoy hobbies.

Crack is whack

Once when I was seven I ate a worm

...or maybe I didn't...

MAN: GIANT POLAR BEAR!!!

Woman: What?

Man: It broke the ice...

So for summer i'm going to be a Counselor in Training. Yes, finally a way for me to mold young minds however I wish...]

Is this toaster holy or are you just an idiot? Only the toaster can decide...because it's holy...

Snapple

I like snapple. My favorite is lemon iced tea. It's so beast. post comments with your favorite of snapple. Spill your soul (and if you must, your Snapple) onto that page.

Snapple- a massage in your mouth. ...or somewhere else...

This is how serious I am about my Snapple. You should be too.

GET IT GOIN

Sup lovely readers. And House... THis week were going to talk about a wonderful new topic in the fabulous world of Buck Naked, relationships. That's right, ladies... The key to a successful relationship is to not have one. For real. Don't go out. It won't work. But if you absolutely must be with that lucky man/lady/both, Here's Buck's 6-step guide to keeping it lively and real. Because 5 just wasn't enough.

1. Grab your special someone and lock them in your refrigerator. Then ask them for the magic word. If they refuse, leave them there. I'm not kidding. Works every time.

2. Cut a hole in a box

3. Wear interesting clothing. Who wants to see shirts and shorts everyday? Mix it up with a tasteful costume (no maid outfits, especially for you, Harry) such as a chicken, pirate, or spaceman. Or a space pirate.

4. Eat bagels. If you are a cream cheese fan this is especially effective. Cream cheese also gets them every time.

5. Have fun contests with your special someone. See who can break the most cinderblocks over your head or something.

6. If all else fails...Barry White.

POSTY POSTY POST

HI i have nothing to write about at all I just have to post today for a grade in my journalism class so I don't want to be talking to you; I have to. I have an AP Euro test today that everyone has studied a ton for and that I spent endless hours 'studying' for. By 'studying' I mean that I stared blankly at my book while I slowly fell asleep. SLOWLY... So I should be studying now since the test is in like 2 hrs but I have to write this crap about absolutely nothing. I hope you enjoyed it. HI HOUSE!I'm not quite sure what this is...sleepy or seductive...

-Buck

HOWDY

Hello and welcome to anyone actually reading this! No one?

Went to flr hcky yesterday, no mascots, new teams, blah blah blah, I ws bored and tired, blah.

SO as a goalie on my new team I decided to enjoy myself, and instead of following time-tested ball-saving techniques, I came up with my own method. On the left below is the traditional way. On the right is mine.

So I ended up letting in two goals right away not caring (or that's the story I'm going with) and then I figured what the hell and started running straight at people. A bunch of time it would be a 2-person breakaway with this guy who could shoot well and a girl who he'd try to center it to. I'd just stand up and run at him. Straight at him. I dove for the puck, whacked it with my stick, and "made the save". Kind-of. I completely eliminated the need for natural talent at the goalie position. We left the game losing 2-1, I had all these wood burns on my arms (wood burn is like rug burn or trampoline burn but on wood), but it was amazing and I had a great time and I'll never do it again because it was so stupid.

-Buck